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Another blue-eyed, blonde haired 'Jihad Jane' pops up, with a 'yeah, I think I would, she has the crazy eyes' pic [Dumbass]

Published: Sat, 13 Mar 2010 14:50:34 ESTLogin to discuss

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Wife of Pentecostal minister locks self in room for weeks to fast and be with God. Husband never bothers to check, since she was in the Lord's hands. Guess how that worked out? [Florida]

Published: Sat, 13 Mar 2010 14:24:00 ESTLogin to discuss

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Print journalists quit local paper to create a second print newspaper for town of 4,000. Will presumably branch out and create VHS store and telegraph office next [Silly]

Published: Sat, 13 Mar 2010 13:51:33 ESTLogin to discuss

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Fishing is a lot easier when the fish try to jump into your net because they're trying to escape a 12-foot crocodile (w/ pic) [Scary]

Published: Sat, 13 Mar 2010 13:00:38 ESTLogin to discuss

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At what point did this teacher think writing 'Loser' on a sixth-grader's writing assignment was a good idea? [Dumbass]

Published: Sat, 13 Mar 2010 12:49:32 ESTLogin to discuss

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Problem: urban high school only has 4% reading at grade level. Solution: make school eight hours long, no girls, and give every student a wristwatch. Proof: Every single graduating senior has been accepted to college [Cool]

Published: Sat, 13 Mar 2010 12:30:31 ESTLogin to discuss

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Australia may lower the blood alcohol limit for motorists to .02, meaning they'd returned to the good old days when 98% of the residents were prisoners [Asinine]

Published: Sat, 13 Mar 2010 12:09:08 ESTLogin to discuss

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They take lobster seriously up in Maine [Scary]

Published: Sat, 13 Mar 2010 11:28:43 ESTLogin to discuss

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Man walks in on his girlfriend having sex with two other men and kills all three of them. Subby liked how this scenario ended last night on Cinemax better [Interesting]

Published: Sat, 13 Mar 2010 11:17:39 ESTLogin to discuss

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Last week: drinking may help reduce weight gain. This week: Put down the beer, fatty [Obvious]

Published: Sat, 13 Mar 2010 11:14:36 ESTLogin to discuss

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Protip: When special ed students start giving up on your school district, you just might have a problem [Sad]

Published: Sat, 13 Mar 2010 10:43:21 ESTLogin to discuss

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One in ten British children believe that the Queen invented the telephone. The remaining 90% think that she will, she will, rock you [Amusing]

Published: Sat, 13 Mar 2010 10:32:59 ESTLogin to discuss

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Henry Kissinger, how we're missin' you, and wishing you were here [Interesting]

Published: Sat, 13 Mar 2010 10:16:00 ESTLogin to discuss

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In one of those stories where it's hard to feel sorry for anyone, a Houston lawyer gets scammed out of $182,000 then sues Citibank for 'letting it happen' [Dumbass]

Published: Sat, 13 Mar 2010 09:55:01 ESTLogin to discuss

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Former NY high school student awarded $1.25m for being picked on. ''His high school years were destroyed...The jury found he endured 3 years of living hell.' In other news, every Farker on the planet has lawyered up [Asinine]

Published: Sat, 13 Mar 2010 09:24:56 ESTLogin to discuss

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Photoshop this photoshoot [Photoshop]

Published: Sat, 13 Mar 2010 09:07:10 ESTLogin to discuss

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Goin' to a goat show, everybody. Goin' to a goat show, come on now [Amusing]

Published: Sat, 13 Mar 2010 09:05:54 ESTLogin to discuss

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Passed out in an idling car with your 9-year-old daughter in the back is no way to go through life, son [Asinine]

Published: Sat, 13 Mar 2010 08:48:04 ESTLogin to discuss

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A Chicken McNugget has seven ingredients -- and that's just the meat. You don't even want to know about the Filet-O-Fish [Scary]

Published: Sat, 13 Mar 2010 08:30:55 ESTLogin to discuss

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Mayor rescues kitten just in time for Caturday. 'I change light bulbs for elderly people, I unblock drains and I rescue cats. It is part of being the mayor of a super city' [Caturday]

Published: Sat, 13 Mar 2010 08:00:00 ESTLogin to discuss

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Your mother sews socks that smell [Strange]

Published: Sat, 13 Mar 2010 07:40:26 ESTLogin to discuss

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Don't you hate it when your car gets towed? It's even worse when you're a funeral director and the car that just got towed still had a body inside [Dumbass]

Published: Sat, 13 Mar 2010 07:10:30 ESTLogin to discuss

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Lawyer makes the case that CIA drone operators are unlawful combatants [Interesting]

Published: Sat, 13 Mar 2010 06:35:00 ESTLogin to discuss

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Britain has spent £190,000 in an unsuccessful twelve year battle to wipe out the country's only termite colony. Apparently don't know that they could have flown in a whole team of Orkin men for 1/10th the price [Fail]

Published: Sat, 13 Mar 2010 03:34:00 ESTLogin to discuss

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We're getting close to tax filing time, and the question remains: If you anonymously donate $8000 worth of pot, do you still need to fill out a form 8283? [Amusing]

Published: Sat, 13 Mar 2010 03:25:00 ESTLogin to discuss

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I'm sorry, since we don't charge a lot for this particular dish, you cannot take your leftovers home with you. Sincerely, the management [Amusing]

Published: Sat, 13 Mar 2010 02:56:00 ESTLogin to discuss

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If you must impersonate a police officer, make sure you dont have a job that would make you easily recognizable. Like TV news anchor [Florida]

Published: Sat, 13 Mar 2010 02:51:00 ESTLogin to discuss

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Man stops two teenagers from stealing beer from his restaurant. Police arrive and arrest the two yobs. Nah just kidding, they arrest the restaurant owner for assault and battery and let the boys go [Asinine]

Published: Sat, 13 Mar 2010 01:16:25 ESTLogin to discuss

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Photoshop this sweeping soldier [Photoshop]

Published: Sat, 13 Mar 2010 00:25:10 ESTLogin to discuss

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Everyone can finally breathe easy now. A Texas man is sentenced to 35 years for 5 ounces of pot [Unlikely]

Published: Sat, 13 Mar 2010 00:02:11 ESTLogin to discuss

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US Court of Federal Claims rules that thimerosal-based vaccines could not have caused autism. States that claims are 'was biologically implausible and scientifically unsupported'. Well, that should settle everything then, right? [Followup]

Published: Fri, 12 Mar 2010 21:33:11 ESTLogin to discuss

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Math Teacher sentenced to [-C+π²+πlog(9/4),(-2+2e+8e²)/e] months ∈ (the prison population) for corruption of individual x where age(x) is less than 17 [Dumbass]

Published: Fri, 12 Mar 2010 21:30:47 ESTLogin to discuss

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Just in case you needed more proof the Obama administration is Anti-American [Obvious]

Published: Fri, 12 Mar 2010 21:17:02 ESTLogin to discuss

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Why so serious? Because an experimental National Zoo bat colony was wiped out [Sad]

Published: Fri, 12 Mar 2010 20:46:04 ESTLogin to discuss

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Women on the pill may live longer, sluttier [Cool]

Published: Fri, 12 Mar 2010 20:15:49 ESTLogin to discuss

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Your usual tipping debate thread, except with strippers [Interesting]

Published: Fri, 12 Mar 2010 20:14:03 ESTLogin to discuss

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'The drive along eerily empty ghost freeways into the ruins of inner-city Detroit is an Alice-like journey into a severely dystopian future.' [Interesting]

Published: Fri, 12 Mar 2010 19:47:10 ESTLogin to discuss

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'...police found marijuana between his buttocks' [Amusing]

Published: Fri, 12 Mar 2010 19:47:06 ESTLogin to discuss

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NJ cops use dead deer as bait in sting operation to catch a large feline that apparently drops ten-dollar bills [Silly]

Published: Fri, 12 Mar 2010 19:26:48 ESTLogin to discuss

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Beheaded Vikings found in mass grave unearthed at Olympics construction site in London. Well, damn, I know they choked away the NFC Championship Game, but that's kinda harsh [Interesting]

Published: Fri, 12 Mar 2010 19:19:46 ESTLogin to discuss

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Flagstaff, Arizona has gotten more snow this winter than Anchorage, Alaska, and Buffalo, N.Y., combined [Strange]

Published: Fri, 12 Mar 2010 19:02:17 ESTLogin to discuss

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It's the ultimate battle between Marvel and DC in this week's Smoking Gun mugshots [Amusing]

Published: Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:59:15 ESTLogin to discuss

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RE: Female teachers doing their students - 'They may be having a transitional crisis in their lives and welcome the admiration of a student who essentially puts them on a pedestal' (and then drills them mercilessly) [Obvious]

Published: Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:35:11 ESTLogin to discuss

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Glen Beck tells viewers to boycott 'churches that preach economic and social justice.' Conservative evangelical preacher advises people boycott the Crying One, and challenges Beck to a debate [Hero]

Published: Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:28:12 ESTLogin to discuss

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Woman accused of stealing 500 rolls of toilet paper from her employer; she tried to talk her way out of it with security, but she wasn't charmin enough [Dumbass]

Published: Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:24:59 ESTLogin to discuss

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News: College student cries discrimination after University denies class field trip. Fark: Age discrimination [Interesting]

Published: Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:18:06 ESTLogin to discuss

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Full body scans mean nothing to Palm Beach TSAers. The problem is stinky feet [Misc]

Published: Fri, 12 Mar 2010 17:55:55 ESTLogin to discuss

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The milkman is returning, which is great news for shut-ins, horny housewives, not such good news for little Karen. I hate you, Milkman Dan [Interesting]

Published: Fri, 12 Mar 2010 17:50:39 ESTLogin to discuss

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Photoshop this wintry walk [Photoshop]

Published: Fri, 12 Mar 2010 17:42:10 ESTLogin to discuss

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Today's child stuck in a vending machine story comes to you from Perth, Australia [Amusing]

Published: Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:51:11 ESTLogin to discuss

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