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[Florida] Florida governor grows beard

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 22:16:56 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Obvious] Canada freaks out about Google not changing their logo for the day by writing a letter

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 21:38:03 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Asinine] Parents mortified that snowflakes from prestigious private school fail to get accepted to Harvard, Yale or Princeton and instead are forced into such backwoods hovels as Johns Hopkins, Wesleyan and Vanderbilt

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 21:11:00 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Dumbass] If you're going to use lit candles to spell 'I love you' in a hotel room in the hope of impressing your girlfriend, don't wait 40 minutes before showing it to her

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 19:20:00 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Hero] Bozo the Clown dies at age 83

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 18:50:17 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Scary] Death by Cheese: The most horrific competitive eating injuries

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 18:36:13 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Cool] Ben Franklin marries Betsy Ross at Independence Hall. Finding no snowballs handy in July, locals toss batteries at the couple and boo

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 18:35:33 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Unlikely] Saudi Arabia invites Israeli rabbi to an interfaith conference. Answer your cell phone, rabbi, its Admiral Ackbar calling

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 18:35:16 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Strange] Woman charged after her son is bitten by one of their four pet bats. In other news, people have bats as pets

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 18:19:02 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Weird] Boston SWAT team evacuates neighborhood, successfully disarms woman with bottle of floor wax

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 18:15:38 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Interesting] The coolest 'Teenager modifies laser etching machine to burn Pac Man tattoos into his skin' article/picture/video you'll see all day

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 18:14:39 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Interesting] New tell-all book written by former stripper rips Matt Drudge a new one, revealing among other shocking facts, that he's a 'Young And The Restless' addict

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 18:02:29 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Sad] US embassy to refugees: Did you notice a sign out in front of our embassy that said displaced Zimbabwean storage?

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 17:51:12 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Survey] What is your favorite song by a popular band that was never a hit?

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 17:50:58 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Dumbass] Big Sur residents refusing to leave despite a mandatory evacuation order due to a out of control wildfire. 'Based on what we saw during Katrina we know we can rely on ourselves and our neighbors'

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 17:46:39 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Strange] It's not a hit and run if you stop and rob the guy you hit

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 17:46:34 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Asinine] After being promised that their tour would not be extended, 24th Marine Expeditionary Unit discovers that their tour is being extended. Pentagowned

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 17:45:43 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Dumbass] Tim Montgomery: Olympic Gold Medalist. Check kiter. Heroin dealer

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 17:23:18 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Scary] Children evacuated after thousands of bees invade music department of primary school. You submitted this with a honey of a headline and felt stung when you were told to buzz off

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 17:04:34 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Dumbass] Getting arrested three times in 14 hours, that's got to be some kind of a record... for a non-celebrity anyway

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 17:04:24 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Amusing] News: A new country, The Republic of Molossia, is born. FARK: Inside Nevada

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 16:52:35 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Scary] Man orders coffee at Starbuck's, gets four free shots he didn't order

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 16:37:29 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Asinine] If you have canisters of highly explosive gas in the back of your van and you feel like having a cigarette.... anyway, it's all here on video

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 16:37:11 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Weird] Local British Council proposes to charge Downs Syndrome patient to wash their dishes. Man refuses, will go back to winning arguments on the internet

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 16:33:41 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Dumbass] If you're drunk and need a ride home, it's probably not the best idea to use the phone from the purse you just stole to call the police

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 16:33:23 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Stupid] If you're too fat to fit into attractive clothes, do you: C) Spend real money buying attractive clothes for your online avatar?

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 16:31:36 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Interesting] French announce that five will stand trial for the 2000 crash of the Concorde. If convicted, they will face no less than four years in livre-moi l'âne dans des prisons fédérales

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 16:28:39 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Interesting] Cool: Australian company gets 10,000:1 return on investment. Sad: by making illegal campaign contributions

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 16:22:15 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Strange] Nothing symbolizes the meaning of the 4th July like carving up a one-tonne block of cheddar cheese on the sidewalk of Times Square

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 16:08:27 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Video] Your store just had its 10,000th shoplifter try to exit the store. Do you, C: fire up the marching band, put a little party hat on her head, and give her a cake

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 16:03:11 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Dumbass] Prisoner escapes by opening van door at a red light and walking away. Cop continues on because the light was green and people were honking

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:48:36 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Photoshop] Photoshop this Robonaut scientist

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:45:29 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Scary] Never argue with a woman who's pushing her baby in a stroller. It'll make you look bad, and you never know when she's going to whip out a sawed-off shotgun from the stroller

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:42:33 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Obvious] Four out of five British men sexually harassed at work and most employers admit they don't take it seriously. Before you mock them, remember what most British women look like

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:42:32 EDTLogin to discuss

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[PSA] Tips on how to photograph a fireworks display so you don't make an ash of yourself

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:41:42 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Interesting] Australian young people talk like Americans. They also drink like Britons, smell like the French, and drive like the Belgians

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:30:23 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Obvious] Rapist tries to force woman to perform oral sex, gets OM NOM NOM for his efforts

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:30:13 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Interesting] MSNBC asks the tough question: 'Are we what we Google?' Conclusion: 'Orgies: more American than apple pie'

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:23:36 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Asinine] Where would you hide your cocaine? I guess a box of detergent is out

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:18:26 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Misc] Unemployed rocket enters Israel looking for work

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:16:22 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Amusing] Robber takes money from man at gunpoint and then proceeds to 'hug it out'

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 14:48:39 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Scary] Block Island ferry collides with ship in dense fog. Ferry didn't need to call the Coast Guard as they were, um... already there

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 14:45:25 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Amusing] John McCain: Russia should be excluded from the G8 because of its poor record on democracy. Dmitri Medvedev: 'B*tch, check yourself'

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 14:31:33 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Obvious] Remember when you were told not to make fun of nerds in high school because one day they would make more money than you? Here comes the science

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 14:28:24 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Scary] Watched YouTube lately? Or ever? Viacom will soon know your user ID, every video you've seen, exactly when you saw it, and your IP address at the time. Happy 4th of July, freedom lovers

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 14:00:54 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Weird] Whistling burglar awakens homeowners who find him wearing their clothes and covered in barbeque sauce as an 'urban disguise'. You couldn't be doing it any more wrong if you tried

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 13:55:32 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Silly] Man plans 300-mile flight in lawn chair tied to 150 balloons. Man also plans on landing, but that remains to be seen

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 13:22:11 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Interesting] JonBenet Ramsey house back on market for $2.68 million. Homes with sordid pasts can recover their value, expert says, but it can take years. In this case, 12

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:54:57 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Weird] In Baltimore, it's illegal to take your lion to the movies. In Illinois, you can't hum on Sundays. It's that time of year again to look at stupid laws still on the books

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:41:14 EDTLogin to discuss

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[Stupid] New U.S. silver dollar issued with Braille. 'This is going to put Braille in front of people in a very dramatic way,' said Chris Danielson, a man unaware that no one actually uses silver dollars

Published: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:39:52 EDTLogin to discuss

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