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Street racers stealing canisters of nitrous oxide from ambulance storage to boost the engine performance. Who's laughing now? [Dumbass]

Published: Sat, 04 Sep 2010 04:10:40 EDTLogin to discuss

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'Commander Fryer, please come in, this is Enterfries. Enterfries calling commander William T. Fryer ... over' [Silly]

Published: Sat, 04 Sep 2010 03:33:00 EDTLogin to discuss

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Man drives wrong way for over 50 miles through five police barricades because his pet cat died and he wanted to do 'something crazy' [Asinine]

Published: Sat, 04 Sep 2010 02:35:56 EDTLogin to discuss

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Photoshop this smile in a paddy [Photoshop]

Published: Sat, 04 Sep 2010 00:38:21 EDTLogin to discuss

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11 year-old boy chosen from audience at an Australian zoo to be mauled by a sea lion [Scary]

Published: Sat, 04 Sep 2010 00:19:54 EDTLogin to discuss

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Strip Monopoly game ended just like any given game of Monopoly: in an ugly fight [Obvious]

Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 22:42:45 EDTLogin to discuss

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U.S. Air Force considering new trainer jets with colorful streamers, an improved handlebar, a stronger kickstand, and totally radical decals [Obvious]

Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 22:34:53 EDTLogin to discuss

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Police confiscate sports car, proceed to wreck it joyriding [Dumbass]

Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 22:28:53 EDTLogin to discuss

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Indian filmmaker jailed in Houston, considers organizing a massive dance number in order to break out [Interesting]

Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 22:14:19 EDTLogin to discuss

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Not news: Woman finds long-estranged father. News: He checks in as a patient at the very hospital she is a nurse at. Fark: He's a terminally ill cancer patient [Sappy]

Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 21:40:45 EDTLogin to discuss

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Orange County flasher on the loose. With pic of what an awesome flasher looks like [Sick]

Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 21:07:17 EDTLogin to discuss

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Man gathering sweet corn in Michigan confronts alligator. No, this headline did not come from a mad-libs book [Weird]

Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 20:47:46 EDTLogin to discuss

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The red-hooded puppy pitcher has been busted [Followup]

Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 20:25:28 EDTLogin to discuss

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Your mom has some love sent her way in this week's Mugshot Roundup [Cool]

Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 20:02:00 EDTLogin to discuss

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What can Brown do for you? They can crash a cargo plane in Dubai, for starters [Scary]

Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 19:00:27 EDTLogin to discuss

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'Scientist' at the center of the Miami Airport scare was once charged with smuggling bubonic plague into the US. Is it okay to panic now? [Followup]

Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 18:54:19 EDTLogin to discuss

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Woman dials 911 after accidentally locking her 12 week old child in the car on a hot day. Police: 'We're not coming. Maybe flag a taxi?' [Asinine]

Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 17:53:50 EDTLogin to discuss

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Fark's weird news quiz of the week: Obtuse Terrorists edition [Cool]

Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 17:32:15 EDTLogin to discuss

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Coolest nerf gun you will see all week [Cool]

Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 17:17:45 EDTLogin to discuss

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Photoshop these people in pews [Photoshop]

Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 17:10:21 EDTLogin to discuss

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The 'Balloon Boy' family moves to a place where the locals might be more accepting and understanding of them: Florida [Florida]

Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 17:07:54 EDTLogin to discuss

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Truck smashes into apartment building. I guess it's a flat now [Scary]

Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 16:50:03 EDTLogin to discuss

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Three bears killed after break-in. Goldilocks wanted for questioning [Sad]

Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 16:19:13 EDTLogin to discuss

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Virginia's $2.3 billion IT outsourcing contract with Northrop Grumman is going along swimmingly...no, wait, 485 servers have gone teets up and DMV computers were unusable for a week [Fail]

Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 16:02:02 EDTLogin to discuss

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Japan produces new 'rice farm' bra, which includes recyclable pots, soil, and rice seedlings for a lady's chest. Goddamn it, Japan [Weird]

Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 15:56:50 EDTLogin to discuss

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Two girls testify why the arsonist who burned their house down and left them unable to enter the sun and forced to wear plastic masks all day should go to jail. They even drew pictures of themselves with crayons. I have something in my eye now [Followup]

Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 15:51:51 EDTLogin to discuss

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AIDS prevention specialists are being imprisoned for.... preventing AIDS? [Scary]

Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 15:31:52 EDTLogin to discuss

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Lottery winner 'who cuts hair at Mike's Barber Shop' identified. He has 'not been in the shop since winning the jackpot' [Obvious]

Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 15:29:04 EDTLogin to discuss

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Yoko Ono still not shutting the f*ck up about being married to John Lennon [Fail]

Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 15:24:18 EDTLogin to discuss

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Guy who survived 39-floor suicide attempt may have believed he could fly [Ironic]

Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 15:18:56 EDTLogin to discuss

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Former stripper wants nude pics back from cops. Forgot to ask about self-esteem [Amusing]

Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 15:14:52 EDTLogin to discuss

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Guy sues over bad head cheese. Real question should be, is there such thing as good head cheese? [Florida]

Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 15:03:54 EDTLogin to discuss

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7.4-magnitude earthquake shakes up any hobbits foolish enough to stick around New Zealand [Scary]

Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 14:57:00 EDTLogin to discuss

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Man slips out of handcuffs and jumps into river to escape officers. Because you're reading this, you can safely assume that the guy didn't swim to Monte Carlo and start a prosperous new life [Dumbass]

Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 14:05:05 EDTLogin to discuss

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Organist plays Lady Gaga's 'Bad Romance' on a college's historic, 110-foot-high bell tower. 'Last semester I played (Hanson's) 'MMMBop' - that was so much fun' [Amusing]

Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 13:49:33 EDTLogin to discuss

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TSG's Friday photo fun: What job did these criminals have before they decided to pose for this contest? Contest ends at 6pm Eastern [Amusing]

Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 13:32:24 EDTLogin to discuss

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Multitasking Domino's Pizza employee makes pizzas and uses stolen debit card information to make phone sex calls simultaneously. Apparently, this is wrong [Dumbass]

Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 13:23:55 EDTLogin to discuss

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Washington and Baltimore have the nation's worst drivers, followed closely by various cities in New Jersey, New Jersey, New Jersey, New Jersey, and New Jersey [Obvious]

Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 13:11:23 EDTLogin to discuss

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Magistrate decrees logodaedaelian hoosegow cageling may retain his thesaurus. You presented this typescript with a more frumptuous epigraph [Strange]

Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 13:00:30 EDTLogin to discuss

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Atlanta police and MARTA are prepared for the massive crowds this weekend. I'm looking at you Atlanta Fark partiers [Interesting]

Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 12:53:22 EDTLogin to discuss

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Sharron Angle would not have voted to give New Orleans relief funds after Hurricane Katrina because government needs to learn to live within its means [Asinine]

Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 12:41:02 EDTLogin to discuss

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September 3, 1976: Viking 2 Lands on Mars. Leave the very next day having found nothing to rape and pillage [Cool]

Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 12:03:29 EDTLogin to discuss

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Have you ever wondered why the carpets in Vegas are so absolutely hideous? [Silly]

Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 11:31:19 EDTLogin to discuss

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Those who were unemployed during the recession are 'grateful,' 'thankful,' 'happy' to have now found work. Nah, just kidding, they're whining about being too good for their jobs [Stupid]

Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 11:29:27 EDTLogin to discuss

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American evangelicals have a new crisis at hand: How to sell an abstinence-only lifestyle to China [Interesting]

Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 11:22:28 EDTLogin to discuss

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Cleveland FARK party set for Friday, October 15th @ The Jolly Scholar. Details in thread [Cool]

Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 11:18:55 EDTLogin to discuss

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Bikers refuse to cancel rally despite hurricane. I told you they were hardcore [Cool]

Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 11:15:20 EDTLogin to discuss

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Obama's Chief of Staff: 'F*ck the UAW' Are you sure this is 'the most librul president evar?' [Interesting]

Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 10:58:24 EDTLogin to discuss

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Celebrity Cougars catfighting on twitter to prove who is the hottest. Bonus: by posting bikini snapshots. (VE for uh... no reason) [Amusing]

Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 10:54:05 EDTLogin to discuss

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Sheen from yesterday's oil rig explosion downgraded to Estevez [Interesting]

Published: Fri, 03 Sep 2010 10:49:30 EDTLogin to discuss

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